Kevin Myers

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan fan.  She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too.  Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Michael has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.  “Because I’m not a Michigan fan” he reports.

“Then,” asks the teacher, “what are you?”

“I’m a proud Ohio State Buckeye Fan” the boy said!

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Michael why he is an Ohio State Fan?

“Well, my Dad and Mom are Buckeye fans, so I’m a Buckeye fan, too,” he responds.

The teacher is angry now. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly.
“What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?”

Michael smiles and says, “THEN… I’d be a Michigan fan”

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